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There Are Moms Way Worse Than You

There Are Moms Way Worse Than You Book
Author : Glenn Boozan
Publisher : Workman Publishing Company
Release : 2022-03-29
ISBN : 1523517948
File Size : 21,8 Mb
Language : En, Es, Fr and De

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Book Summary :

A rhyming illustrated humor book for moms who feel they're not doing a good job (and that's all moms, right?). Packed with scientifically true examples of terrible parents in the animal kingdom, to remind and reassure any mother that there are way worse moms out there.

Mommy Cusses

Mommy Cusses Book
Author : Dorman Serena
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Release : 2021-06-25
ISBN : 1797206249
File Size : 49,8 Mb
Language : En, Es, Fr and De

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Book Summary :

For fans of Go the F*ck to Sleep, Mommy Cusses is a hilarious novelty parenting book full of tell-it-like-it-is quotes, snarky lists, and too-true anecdotes that will resonate with new moms everywhere. For new-ish mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of parenting so they don't cry, who are looking for a we're-in-this-together sense of solidarity, and who don't have time to read a "real" book, here is a hilarious and highly relatable collection of mom malarkey. There are real-talk quotes, helpful lists (such as "How to Look Like You Have Your Act Together"), "mom-tivities," and quizzes, all delivered with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Packaged in a handy trim size with colorful illustrations throughout, Mommy Cusses is the perfect gift for moms and moms-to-be who need some comic relief. • GREAT GIFT: Mommy Cusses is super relatable and laugh-out-loud funny, making it an easy gift for Mother's Day or a baby shower, or an anytime gift for a parent. • PERENNIAL TOPIC: It doesn't take long to experience all the ups and downs of parenting. Mommy Cusses features timeless mommy humor that won't go out of style and a fresh look and feel that speaks to young parents. Perfect for: • Expectant parents and parents of children under 5 • Shoppers looking for a baby shower or Mother's Day gift for a friend, spouse, or daughter • Followers of the Mommy Cusses blog or Instagram account

Hey Mom You re Awesome the Ultimate What I Love about Mom Fill In the Blank Gift Book

Hey  Mom You re Awesome  the Ultimate What I Love about Mom Fill In the Blank Gift Book Book
Author : Beyond Blond Books,Michelle Justice
Publisher : Beyond Blond Books
Release : 2020-03-20
ISBN : 9781949361452
File Size : 47,5 Mb
Language : En, Es, Fr and De

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Book Summary :

Create the perfect gift for mom by personalizing this book just for her! This "What I Love About Mom" fill-in-the-blank book contains lines to describe why your mom's the best. There are also fun checklists, places to paste in photos (or better yet draw something fun), memes, corny puns, coloring book pages and more! Make it funny, heartfelt or as sentimental as you want? She'll love your personal touches! The Ultimate Best Mom in the World Gift! She'll read it over and over again!

Parent Hacks

Parent Hacks Book
Author : Asha Dornfest
Publisher : Workman Publishing Company
Release : 2016-04-05
ISBN : 0761189068
File Size : 32,9 Mb
Language : En, Es, Fr and De

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Book Summary :

Drawing from the award-winning website ParentHacks.com, here are 134 ingenious ideas for simplifying life with kids. A parent hack can be as simple as putting the ketchup under the hot dog, minimizing the mess. Or strapping baby into a forward-facing carrier when you need to trim his fingernails—it frees your hands while controlling the squirming. Or stashing a wallet in a disposable diaper at the beach—who would ever poke through what looks like a used Pamper? On every page, discover easy-to-do, boldly illustrated, unconventional solutions, arranged by category from Pregnancy & Postpartum through Sleep, Eating, Bath Time, Travel, and more.

Toddlers Are A holes

Toddlers Are A  holes Book
Author : Bunmi Laditan
Publisher : Workman Publishing Company
Release : 2015-04-07
ISBN : 0761185755
File Size : 26,5 Mb
Language : En, Es, Fr and De

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Book Summary :

Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development—not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period. Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief—along with the very good news that "It's Not Your Fault." Chapters cover the cost of raising a toddler, feeding your toddler, potty-training, tantrums, how to manage the holidays, and "how not to die inside." Parents will see themselves in the very funny sections on taking your toddler to restaurants ("One parent will spend their time walking your toddler around the restaurant and outside like a cocker spaniel, while the other, luckier parent will eat alone."), Things You Thought You'd Never Say That You Now Say As a Parent of a Toddler ("I can tell you're pooping because your eyes are watering."), and how to order pizza ("Spend $40 on pizza delivery. Listen to your toddler cry for 30 minutes about how the pizza is all wrong. Watch your toddler take a small bite of crust. Google 'can anger give you a heart attack?' Start the bedtime routine."). Laditan's wildly funny voice has attracted hundreds of thousands of fans of Honest Toddler on social media; here she speaks parent-to-tired-parent, easing the pains and challenges of raising toddlers with a hefty dose of adult humor and wit.

The Bad Mothers Book Club

The Bad Mothers  Book Club Book
Author : Keris Stainton
Publisher : Trapeze
Release : 2019-04-18
ISBN : 1409175871
File Size : 33,6 Mb
Language : En, Es, Fr and De

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Book Summary :

'I needed a funny easy book because of the days we're living in and The Bad Mothers' Book Club was perfect.' Maria, 5 stars The laugh-out-loud new comedy about family relationships from the ebook bestseller! Meet Emma, the new Mum on the block. Since moving to the Liverpudlian seaside after her husband's career change, her life consists of the following: long walks on the beach (with the dog), early nights (with the kids) and Netflix (no chill). Bored and lonely, when Emma is cordially invited to the exclusive cool school-mums' book club, she thinks her luck may finally be about to change. But she soon finds the women of the club aren't quite what they seem - and after an unfortunate incident involving red wine and a white carpet, she finds herself unceremoniously kicked out. The answer? Start her own book club - for bad mothers who just want to drink wine and share stories. But will this town let two book clubs exist? Or is there only room for one queen of the school gates...? Perfect for fans of Why Mummy Drinks.

Moms Who Drink and Swear

Moms Who Drink and Swear Book
Author : Nicole Knepper
Publisher : Penguin
Release : 2013-04-02
ISBN : 110165094X
File Size : 31,8 Mb
Language : En, Es, Fr and De

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Book Summary :

If you feel like your kids are killing you, you’ve come to the right place. This irreverant, hilarious guide to the trials of motherhood makes the perfect gift for mom—or any woman with a huge heart and a mouth that sometimes needs washing out with soap. Attention all potty-mouthed, cheap-wine-drinking mothers: Prepare to meet your match. Any bad thought you’ve had about your kids, Nicole Knepper has had worse. Much worse. It’s not that she doesn’t love her kids. It’s that she understands what a mind-f*?% it can be to try to civilize those wild little beasts. Based on her hugely popular Facebook page, “Moms Who Drink and Swear,” this book reveals why family dinners are like herpes, how to avoid smashing toys that are being fought over, and the joy of hearing that your son has murdered his imaginary friend. As Nicole rants and raves about caring for children (without crushing their souls), family togetherness (without too many tears), the saving grace of girlfriends (and vodka), and love and marriage (and all the baggage that goes with them), she gets to the heart of what every exasperated mom is thinking, just much funnier.

No Reading Allowed

No Reading Allowed Book
Author : Raj Haldar,Chris Carpenter
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Release : 2020-11-10
ISBN : 1728239265
File Size : 23,8 Mb
Language : En, Es, Fr and De

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Book Summary :

From the #1 NEW YORK TIMES bestselling authors of P IS FOR PTERODACTYL comes another hilarious, fresh look at the English language! The hero had super vision. The hero had supervision. Man, a tea sounds great. Manatee sounds great! Sir Francis Bacon Sir, France is bakin'! What is going on here?! You can't believe everything you hear! A single word can have many different meanings. And sometimes two words that sound alike can be spelled completely differently. Ptolemy the pterodactyl is back to show us all how absurd and fun language can be when homophones, homonyms, and tricky punctuation are at play! No Reading Allowed allows children and their parents to laugh together while also learning something new. Perfect for baby gifts, birthday gifts, teacher gifts, and anyone who finds humor in the absurdity of the English language.