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The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America

The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America Book
Author : Matt Kracht
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Release : 2019-04-02
ISBN : 9781452174037
File Size : 36,6 Mb
Language : En, Es, Fr and De

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Perfect for the anti-aviary (or bird fanatic with a sense of humor), this snarky illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and—let's face it—true. Featuring 50 common North American birds, such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous, yet angry, ink drawings. Each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more. With migratory maps and tips for birding, plus musings on the avian population and the ethics of birdwatching, this is the essential guide to all things wings. No need to wonder what all that racket is anymore!

The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of the Whole Stupid World

The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of the Whole Stupid World Book
Author : Matt Kracht
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Release : 2022-01-04
ISBN : 1797213415
File Size : 47,6 Mb
Language : En, Es, Fr and De

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Let's face it—all birds are fascinating, wonderful, idiotic jerks—no matter where in the world they reside. Following in the footsteps of the bestselling book The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, this hilarious sequel ventures beyond to identify the stupidest birds around the world. Featuring birds from North and South America, Africa, Asia, Europe, and Oceania, author Matt Kracht identifies the dumb birds that manage to live all over the freaking place with snarky, yet accurate, names and humorous, anger-filled drawings. This guide book details exactly how much these morons suck with facts about each bird's (annoying) call, its (stupid) migratory pattern, and its (downright tacky) markings. Complete with a matching game, bird descriptor checklist, tips on how to identify a bird (you can tell a lot by looking into a bird's eyes, for example), this profanity-laden book offers a balance of fact and wit that will appeal to hardcore birders and casual bird lovers (and haters) alike. A MUST-HAVE: A must-have sequel to the bestselling parody book The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America. UNIQUE & LAUGH-OUT-LOUD FUNNY: This is a great coffee table or bar top conversation-starting book. And a bonus, while the content is humorous, it is practical and useful! A GREAT PRESENT: This is the perfect gift for the bird lovers and haters in your life. It also makes a great Mother's Day, Father's Day, birthday, retirement, or gag gift. Perfect for: • Birdwatching and nature enthusiasts • Armchair birders (or nonbirders) • Someone who needs a quirky gift for an animal lover friend • People with serious birders in their lives who want something lighthearted

Effin Birds

Effin  Birds Book
Author : Aaron Reynolds
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
Release : 2019-10-15
ISBN : 1984856286
File Size : 51,6 Mb
Language : En, Es, Fr and De

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A compact, comprehensive, and very silly field guide featuring more than 200 of the rudest birds on earth—from the creator of the Webby Award–winning hit Instagram account! Effin’ Birds is the most eagerly anticipated new volume in the grand and noble profession of nature writing and bird identification. Sitting proudly alongside Sibley, Kaufman, and Peterson, this book contains more than 150 pages crammed full of classic, monochrome plumage art paired with the delightful but dirty aphorisms (think “I’m going to need more booze to deal with this week”) that made the Effin’ Birds feed a household name. Also included in its full, Technicolor glory is John James Audubon’s most beautiful work matched with modern life advice. Including never-before-seen birds, insults, and field notes, this guide is a must-have for any effin’ fan or birder.

A Field Guide to Little known Seldom seen Birds of North America

A Field Guide to Little known   Seldom seen Birds of North America Book
Author : Ben L. Sill,Cathryn P. Sill,John Sill
Publisher : Peachtree Pub Limited
Release : 1988
ISBN : 0987650XXX
File Size : 50,8 Mb
Language : En, Es, Fr and De

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Offers tongue in cheek descriptions of imaginary birds in a parody of field guides

False Knees

False Knees Book
Author : Joshua Barkman
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release : 2019-10-15
ISBN : 1524859079
File Size : 33,7 Mb
Language : En, Es, Fr and De

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In Barkman’s debut print collection, False Knees fans will find old favorites along with an abundance of all-new material. Featuring creatures found in the author’s native Ontario, this always sharp, sometimes head-scratchingly bizarre collection of comics offers a view into the secret, surprisingly insightful world of blue jays, squirrels, geese, wolves, and rabbits.

The Field Guide to the North American Bird

The Field Guide to the North American Bird Book
Author : Adam Blank,Lauren Blank,Michael Moore
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2004
ISBN : 9781580085748
File Size : 51,7 Mb
Language : En, Es, Fr and De

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Let your finger do the talking!There is one gesture that transcends language, race, gender, and age: the bird. Throughout time, man has brandished his middle finger to express anger or insolence, to scorn or to provoke. FIELD GUIDE TO THE NORTH AMERICAN BIRD documents great moments of creativity, ingenuity, and utter stupidity in the history of the one-finger salute. With step-by-step illustrations for more than 50 ways to give someone the finger, this handy little guide will have you flipping off with skill and style. Brush up on classic birds like the Peel the Banana and the Volume ("Can you hear this? . . . Or do you want me to turn it up?"), then expand your vocabulary with more sophisticated birds like the Cell Phone, the Pulley, and the Helium Balloon. For the globetrotting bird-flipper, FIELD GUIDE also showcases Birds of the World, so you can piss off people wherever you go. You'll find the perfect bird for any job, whether tormenting your little sister, covertly rebelling against your boss, or telling that tailgater exactly what you think of him.

Rare Birds of North America

Rare Birds of North America Book
Author : Steve N. G. Howell,Ian Lewington,Will Russell
Publisher : Princeton University Press
Release : 2014-02-16
ISBN : 0691117969
File Size : 45,6 Mb
Language : En, Es, Fr and De

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The first comprehensive illustrated guide to North America's vagrant birds Rare Birds of North America is the first comprehensive illustrated guide to the vagrant birds that occur throughout the United States and Canada. Featuring 275 stunning color plates, this book covers 262 species originating from three very different regions—the Old World, the New World tropics, and the world's oceans. It explains the causes of avian vagrancy and breaks down patterns of occurrence by region and season, enabling readers to see where, when, and why each species occurs in North America. Detailed species accounts describe key identification features, taxonomy, age, sex, distribution, and status. Rare Birds of North America provides unparalleled insights into vagrancy and avian migration, and will enrich the birding experience of anyone interested in finding and observing rare birds. Covers 262 species of vagrant birds found in the United States and Canada Features 275 stunning color plates that depict every species Explains patterns of occurrence by region and season Provides an invaluable overview of vagrancy patterns and migration Includes detailed species accounts and cutting-edge identification tips

Advanced Birding

Advanced Birding Book
Author : National Audubon Society,National Wildlife Federation,Roger Tory Peterson Institute
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Release : 1990
ISBN : 9780395975008
File Size : 25,6 Mb
Language : En, Es, Fr and De

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Advanced Birding Book PDF/Epub Download

Covering thirty-five of the most difficult groups of birds, from winter loons to confusing fall warblers, jaegers to chickadees, accipiters to flycatchers, this clearly written and beautifully illustrated field guide tells exactly how to solve the most challenging bird identification problems of North America.

The Best Things to Scream Into

The Best Things to Scream Into Book
Author : Orson Spooring
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
Release : 2020-10-20
ISBN : 1984859609
File Size : 24,5 Mb
Language : En, Es, Fr and De

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From wildly popular humor site Obvious Plant, the perfect book for channeling your anger, anxiety, and ennui into laughter! A gag gift hit at any white elephant party! Includes over 50 things to scream into! Screaming is an important part of our everyday lives. Whether at home, work, or play, we are constantly being bombarded with daily stresses. Make your screams more fun with this diverse selection of the best things to scream into! From old favorites to new and unique screaming experiences, you will discover a variety of exciting options that are guaranteed to improve your frequent screaming sessions. Find your favorite! • The Grand Canyon (Nature's most beautiful place to scream) • The Hole in a Freshly Toasted Bagel (That is what the hole is for.) • The Library (The forbidden scream) • Your Ex-Wife's Sweater That Still Smells Like Her (Please come back Amy.) • A Glass Jar So You Can Save Your Screams for Later (Scream storage is important.) • Baby Monitor (Shut up baby. I am trying to sleep.) • And more! With more than 50 creative suggestions, even the most anguished among us will uncover a treasure trove of ideas that is guaranteed to expand our screaming horizons.

Bright Wings

Bright Wings Book
Author : Billy Collins
Publisher : Columbia University Press
Release : 2012-11-06
ISBN : 0231150873
File Size : 53,8 Mb
Language : En, Es, Fr and De

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Presents an anthology of poetry about birds from both classical and contemporary poets alike, in a work that features paintings from bird illustrator David Allen Sibley.

The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America

The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America Book
Author : Julian Montague
Publisher : Harry N Abrams Incorporated
Release : 2006-05
ISBN : 0987650XXX
File Size : 21,9 Mb
Language : En, Es, Fr and De

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A detailed classification system of abandoned shopping carts is accompanied by photographs of actual stray carts in such settings as the Niagara River Gorge and a suburban field.

The Clown Egg Register

The Clown Egg Register Book
Author : Luke Stephenson,Helen Champion
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Release : 2018-03-20
ISBN : 1452169853
File Size : 46,5 Mb
Language : En, Es, Fr and De

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The Clown Egg Register Book PDF/Epub Download

Step right up for the Greatest Book on Earth! For more than 70 years, Clowns International—the oldest established clowning organization—has been painting the faces of its members on eggs. Each one is a record of a clown's unique identity, preserving the unwritten rule that no clown should copy another's look. This mesmerizing volume collects more than 150 of these portraits, from 1946 to the modern day, accompanied by short personal histories of many of the clowns. Here are Tricky Nicky, Taffy, Bobo, Sammy Sunshine, the legendary Emmett Kelly, and Jolly Jack, clowning since 1977 and still performing today with a penguin puppet named Biscuit. A treasure just like the eggs it enshrines, The Clown Egg Register is an extraordinary archive of images and lives of the men and women behind the make-up.

The Black Leopard

The Black Leopard Book
Author : Will Burrard-Lucas
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Release : 2021-04-20
ISBN : 1797203584
File Size : 26,7 Mb
Language : En, Es, Fr and De

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This inspiring book tells the story of a photographer's journey to find the mysterious black leopard. There are few creatures as gorgeous and elusive as the black leopard. In Africa, these magnificent cats are so rare as to be the stuff of legend. Will Burrard-Lucas's love for leopards began during his childhood in Tanzania and propelled him into a career as a wildlife photographer. In his quest to create intimate portraits of animals, he developed innovative technology, including a remotely controlled camera buggy and a high quality camera trap system for photographing nocturnal creatures. Then, one day in 2018, he heard about sightings of a young African black leopard in Kenya and with the help of people from the local community, he succeeded in capturing a series of high-quality photographs of the elusive cat. In this compelling and visually stunning book, Burrard-Lucas tells his story of creativity, entrepreneurship, and passion for wild animals, alongside awe-inspiring images of lions, elephants, and the black leopard itself. • STAR WILDLIFE PHOTOGRAPHER: Will Burrard-Lucas's passion for nature and expertise in camera technology have earned him coverage from National Geographic, The New York Times, and the BBC—and over 1 million fans enjoy his breathtaking work online. • NATURE'S HIDDEN WONDERS: Black leopards are individual animals in whom a gene mutation results in excess melanin and an elegant black coat. Most are found in Southeast Asia, where lush vegetation offers them camouflage. In the semiarid shrub lands of Africa, black leopards are extraordinarily rare. Burrard-Lucas's images—showing these beautiful creatures prowling their territory under cover of night—are vivid reminders of nature's hidden wonders. • INCREDIBLE STORY: This is an adventure story that takes place in remote and wild corners of Africa. It reveals Burrard-Lucas's devotion, vision, and innovation that led to him capturing photos that are not only incredibly rare, but also breathtakingly beautiful. Perfect for: • Aspiring and professional photographers • Photography buffs • Nature and animal lovers • Big cat enthusiasts • Conservationists • National Geographic readers • Fans of memoir and adventure stories • Travelers to Eastern and Southern Africa

Sex and the Single Panda

Sex and the Single Panda Book
Author : Dahlia Gallin Ramirez
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Release : 2022-02-15
ISBN : 1797215310
File Size : 20,7 Mb
Language : En, Es, Fr and De

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All about the absurdities of animal courtship, Sex and the Single Panda: The Revolting Pursuit of Love in the Animal Kingdom is an illustrated humor book detailing the factual—and often disgusting—mating habits of a wide variety of animals gone wild—from big beasts to wee beasties. Through a series of funny dating profiles, find out more about the unbelievably weird mating habits of a variety of bachelors, bachelorettes, and gender non-binary bachelorx, from capuchin monkeys and praying mantises to hyenas and hippos. Raunchy, yet informational, and packed with helpful infographics, guides, and more, this is a laugh-out-loud delight for animal lovers and comedy fans alike. HILARIOUS YET EDUCATIONAL: The author's bitingly funny, wildly imaginative dating personas of a wide variety of animals includes factual explanations of their oft-astounding mating habits. AS FUNNY AS IT IS GROSS: This R-rated yet informational book will make a laugh-out-loud gift for animal lovers and comedy fans everywhere. GREAT BIRTHDAY OR GALENTINE'S GIFT: Whimsical and witty yet informative, Sex and the Single Panda makes a great gift for any animal lover, science lover, or comedy enthusiast. Perfect for: Animal lovers, Humor fans, Anyone who has dated or mated, Valentine's Day and gag gift shoppers, Fans of The Bachelor and its spin-offs

F U Penguin

F U  Penguin Book
Author : Matthew Gasteier
Publisher : Villard
Release : 2009-08-25
ISBN : 0345518160
File Size : 31,5 Mb
Language : En, Es, Fr and De

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Perfect for the Scrooge in your life—a profane, hilarious takedown of all things cute and cuddly, by the author of the blog sensation of (almost) the same name Attention, all you clumsy pandas, lovable puffins, huggable bunnies, and penguins that elicit ooohs and aaahs: The jig is up! We have lived under your furry fists for too long. There is a cute and present danger lurking out there–in the wild, in the zoos, and sometimes even in our very own homes. Spurred on by the Cute Industrial Complex, these cuddly animals have taken over blockbuster films, inspirational posters, and computer desktops everywhere, further weakening the innocent civilians who are beguiled by these fuzzy frauds. But you are stronger than them, aren’t you? Those soft bellies and wet noses are no match for you–and their free ride has just come to an end. F U, Penguin is the rallying cry for those who choose to fight these power-hungry cute-mongers. Loaded with color photographs and hilarious commentary, this book will have you laughing out loud while it simultaneously saves you from the tragic fate of tossing yarn with big-eyed kittens and bottle-nursing baby pandas forever. ___________________________ "Finally, a book for the rest of us! Most animals go about our business without playing to the audience like the elitists exposed in these chapters.I wasn't sure how many more times I could hear about those great penguins and pandas and kittens before I started eating people... well, more people, anyway."—Jerry the Shark "Penguins killed my parents, and they would not hesitate to kill me. I thank the Crustacean God for Matthew Gasteier, a true saint and a decent human being in a world filled with heartless penguin accomplices."—Dennis the Krill "It's all true. We're the worst."—Anonymous Penguin "The average dolphin is far beyond this level of vulgarity, but I could see how this would be a very enjoyable book for humans. I should remember to hand these out to some of my slower relatives at the common ancestor reunion."—Edward the Dolphin "Thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, this style of book is not something we are currently looking for. However, we wish you the best of luck with your human publishers!"—Danielle the Bear, Editor-in-Chief, Random Cave Publishing

The Love Lives of Birds

The Love Lives of Birds Book
Author : Laura Erickson
Publisher : Storey Publishing, LLC
Release : 2020-10-27
ISBN : 1635862760
File Size : 27,5 Mb
Language : En, Es, Fr and De

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Ornithologist Laura Erickson combines her bird expertise with a touch of romance writing in this exploration of the courtship and mating rituals of 35 bird species, from the tiny ruby-throated hummingbird to the mighty great blue heron.

Birds of Arizona Field Guide

Birds of Arizona Field Guide Book
Author : Stan Tekiela
Publisher : Adventure Publications
Release : 2021-11-23
ISBN : 1647551951
File Size : 29,9 Mb
Language : En, Es, Fr and De

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Identify Birds with Arizona’s Best-Selling Bird Guide! Make bird-watching in Arizona even more enjoyable. With Stan Tekiela’s famous bird guide, field identification is simple and informative. There’s no need to look through dozens of photos of birds that don’t live in your area. This handy book features 151 species of Arizona birds organized by color for ease of use. Full-page photographs present the species as you’ll see them in nature, and a “compare” feature helps you to decide between look-alikes. Inside you’ll find: 151 species: Only Arizona birds! Simple color guide: See a yellow bird? Go to the yellow section Stan’s Notes: Naturalist tidbits and facts Professional photos: Crisp, stunning images This second edition includes six new species, updated photographs and range maps, expanded information, and even more of Stan’s expert insights. So grab Birds of Arizona Field Guide for your next birding adventure—to help ensure that you positively identify the birds that you see.

The Things They Carried

The Things They Carried Book
Author : Tim O'Brien
Publisher : HarperCollins
Release : 2009-10-13
ISBN : 0547420293
File Size : 45,9 Mb
Language : En, Es, Fr and De

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A classic work of American literature that has not stopped changing minds and lives since it burst onto the literary scene, The Things They Carried is a ground-breaking meditation on war, memory, imagination, and the redemptive power of storytelling. The Things They Carried depicts the men of Alpha Company: Jimmy Cross, Henry Dobbins, Rat Kiley, Mitchell Sanders, Norman Bowker, Kiowa, and the character Tim O’Brien, who has survived his tour in Vietnam to become a father and writer at the age of forty-three. Taught everywhere—from high school classrooms to graduate seminars in creative writing—it has become required reading for any American and continues to challenge readers in their perceptions of fact and fiction, war and peace, courage and fear and longing. The Things They Carried won France's prestigious Prix du Meilleur Livre Etranger and the Chicago Tribune Heartland Prize; it was also a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize and the National Book Critics Circle Award.

Think And Grow Rich

Think And Grow Rich Book
Author : Napoleon Hill
Publisher : Lulu.com
Release : 2007-12
ISBN : 1424507995
File Size : 31,7 Mb
Language : En, Es, Fr and De

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Download Think And Grow Rich book written by Napoleon Hill and published by Lulu.com with total hardcover pages 163 . Available in PDF, EPUB, and Kindle, read book directly with any devices anywhere and anytime.

Green A Field Guide to Marijuana

Green  A Field Guide to Marijuana Book
Author : Dan Michaels
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Release : 2015-05-19
ISBN : 9781452134055
File Size : 42,5 Mb
Language : En, Es, Fr and De

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Green A Field Guide to Marijuana Book PDF/Epub Download

Green: A Field Guide to Marijuana is required reading for a new generation of curious and sophisticated pot smokers. Presented in an eye-popping package and filled with hyperdetailed photography of individual buds, this essential guide to marijuana is smart, practical, and exceedingly beautiful. The "Primer" section explores the culture of this complex flower and explains the botany that makes each strain unique. The "Buds" section describes the variations of lineage, flavor, and mental or physical high that define 170 exceptional strains. Poised to become the go-to marijuana guide for recreational and medicinal users alike, Green is easy to pick up and impossible to put down.

Christmas Crochet

Christmas Crochet Book
Author : Julianne Link
Publisher : Unknown
Release : 2016-12-15
ISBN : 9781541134201
File Size : 33,6 Mb
Language : En, Es, Fr and De

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Christmas Crochet: 15 Beautiful Christmas Crochet Patterns To Give Your Home A Christmas Look Christmas time is here again, and with it comes all the joy of the season. Whether you like little decorations that fill your home, or if you like large decorations that you can showcase in the corner of a room, there's no end to the ways you can express your love for the holiday season. And what better way to add your own touch to these decorations than by making them yourself? Crochet is a fun and awesome way to have fun with your decorating and express your creativity all wrapped into one. But what are you going to make? It seems the market is flooded with all kinds of crochet projects, but none of them are quite what you are looking for. You want something that is small and sweet. Something that you can make in an afternoon. Something that you can give away to show how you care, but not something that is going to take all the time you have to purchase presents or make your house ready. And that's where this book comes in. In it, you are going to find all kinds of patterns for projects you can make in no time at all. Fun little snowmen, cute little Christmas angels, adorable little elves, and that's just the beginning. This book is going to help you find anything and everything you need Christmas, and erase your hunt for that perfect pattern once and for all. Have fun with the process, show off your love for the season, and get into the groove of the Christmas spirit. It only happens once a year, but this is also the best time of the year, so get your crochet hook and your favorite yarn, and sit down to listen to some Christmas tunes as you get to work. Celebrating and decorating has never been easier. So get out there and crochet! Choose from a variety of small Christmas patterns Mix and match to find your favorite patterns Show off your skills around your home And more! Download your E book "Christmas Crochet: 15 Beautiful Christmas Crochet Patterns To Give Your Home A Christmas Look" by scrolling up and clicking "Buy Now with 1-Click" button!